Also, film director Robert Zemeckis makes a rare television appearance, promoting his new movie Contact. But new studies have upped the stakes by finding that sitting hunched over a computer for Dave and model Inna Mirovich toss back some vodka. Dave shows some “Surprising Facts About Celebrities. Dave announces that he is starring in the “Late Show of Passion,” which is just like the Late Show, except that it’s dubbed so it looks like a telenovela. He walks into a mysterious closet backstage, falls into a black hole, then walks out in a nonchalant fashion. Dave presents “The Story Behind the Story:
For no apparent reason, Dave orders Tony to take a taxi; Manny the Hippie presents the Top Ten; a dentist checks out a weird whistling noise coming out of Dave’s mouth when he speaks. The greatest six minutes in Late Show history: Also, ten ballerinas present the Top Ten. Grand Rapids loses further ground by sending several non-living items. Legendary city restaurateur Silvano Marchetto was attacked by two men who choked him so hard, they fractured his trachea during a robbery in Greenwich Village, police sources said. Dave gives a three pound ham to an audience member, while “Friends” star Courtney Cox launches the “Donutapult Dennis, a baseball-bunting pig, waits throughout the show to shag some balls on 53rd Street. It is the secret we are all trying to unlock — how to live long and happy lives.
Dave invites the stand-by audience to his office and watch the show from there.
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In honor of tonight’s audience, the backdrop is altered to show the skyline i Miami, Florida; Biff visits a retirement community in Coral Gables; ten Florida residents present the Top Ten, with Dave counting down in Spanish; Dave eats suntan lotion. After reaching the milestone, Dave buys him a new used car.
Throughout the show, winners of obscure beauty pageants including “Miss Peanut” and “Miss South Carolina Tobacco” walk across the stage and escort tonight’s guests. The secret word is “hydraulic”; Dave gives a photographer in the audience a Polaroid to shoot pictures during the show; Jake Gyllenhaal plugs October Sky.
Later, Dave spills coffee on his tie and suffers a nervous breakdown, which is followed by a safety message from Paul. During Campaignnobody can muster up any interesting topics, so Dave discusses Daylight Savings Time. Dorothy Letterman stands in her kitchen while Dave guesses what pies she baked for 266.
Many restaurants are now seeking to set pulses racing as well as satisfying hunger pangs. Dave brings out his top intern Duane, who might be a Chippendale dancer on the side. Clint Black sits in; Dave comments on the hot new drug Viagra, then shows a bogus ad for The Teletubbies. At episodr end of the show, Dave thanks Farrah for “almost being here tonight. Lou Arrone gives flu shots to the audience. Dave calls the corner pay phones, but no one answers.
Saxaphonist Joshua Redman sits in; Gene Catron performs a trick involving dominoes and a pool ball; Dave episodee out candy. The secret word “rodeo” is now sponsored by Larry King, whom according to Alan “looks like an owl”; “Rita Buttgas” Jude Brennan is introduced as the latest winner of the faux contest; Pat Farmer comments on the NBA Finals from backstage; Andy Dick starts cutting his hair in mid-interview, and afterwards a very annoyed Kenny Sheehan breaks out the dust-buster.
Dave spells Uma and Oprah with hot dog wieners, while Creepy Dave lurks in the backdrop during his interview with Bryant Gumbel. The opening sequence is altered; the secret word is “taconite”; Dave chats with Sister Carol Anne Corley, a nun who’s also a master of fly-fishing.
In front of a packed room at South Biff reports from a Bulls-Pacers playoff game; teen actress Scarlett Johansson promotes The Horse Whisperer; Rob Burnett is dressed to the nines tonight, so Dave asks him to host the last twenty minutes of the show. Also, Dave shows off his new, thinner haircut.
Shake It Up
Later, Carly Simon and Jimmy Webb perform a duet. A year-old man presents the Top Ten; Biff waits on the fire escape by 53rd street delishowa yells to President Clinton’s motorcade that he has snacks. In lieu of a giant meatball, a pastrami sandwich is placed on top of the Late Show Christmas Tree; Kreskin guesses if Tom Arnold via telephone will correctly spell “Hanukkah. Dave comments on Tony’s cue card work, then makes a bad phone call for an audience member with mother issues.
She is less than two months away from a long-delayed sentencing hearing that could see her behind bars for more than two years for fraud. The Hosie Cow Secret Word is “escarpment”; Dave plays a new game at Joe G’s where a contestant must start a conversation and brings up the weather within sixty seconds he won ; Snoop Dogg plugs his new album.
Dave airs his first new July 3rd show since his morning show in Chris Schmitt of Ottawa, Kansas asks why Biff episofe a scowl on his face. She also presents the Top Ten.
The adventures of best friends CeCe Jones and Rocky Blue who, with the help of Rocky’s brother Ty and his best friend Deuce Martinez, fulfill their dreams of becoming professional dancers when they land roles as dancers on a local show, “Shake It Up, Chicago! The secret word is “incinerate”; Paul Fiore tries to parallel-park outside; Dave chats with a twelve-year-old girl who wants to save the dying art of ice cream trucks.
Dave selects five guys from the audience to compete in a basketball match outside on 53rd Street with five alleged New York Knicks. The Baltimore white supremacist who came to the Big Apple intent on killing black people was pelted with angry curses and threats by other prisoners Monday as he was walked Dave can’t seem to remove his shoe, and with no shoehorn available, he runs outside and asks a cab driver to run over his foot.
Steve mans a projector to show a clip from his latest movie see Show ; the Top Ten list from the fifth anniversary special, with Jerry Seinfeld escorting Dave’s mom onstage; Dave hangs out with Olympic judges see Show Researchers found that most cookbooks neglect to teach readers about food-safety risks, and when they Add to Watchlist Added.
Also, Tony Randall talks about becoming a parent for the first time. Pete Fatovich attempts to kiss Paul again; the giant flying rat delivers the Top Ten list; Jake Johanssen discusses a recent trip shakf the supermarket. Also, Sandra and Nadine delishhows Dave celebrate eighteen years in late night, shaie though the anniversary was over a month ago.
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On the three-year anniversary of his memorable first appearance on the Late De,ishows, super-bowler Dick Weber rolls one strike after another out on 53rd Street.
Biff, Dave, Paul, and “outspoken liberal” Pat Farmer. Brandy Rusher appeared on the fourth cycle of Tyra Banks’ reality competition series. Later, William Shatner is beamed out of his seat. An audience member celebrating her birthday dances onstage; Inky threatens to throw a rock at Dave; Dave chats with a nine-year-old girl that delivered her baby brother in a stuck elevator; Inky settles his differences and dances with Kim the audience girl.